Life is Simple!

Either You Screw Facts Else Go to Pakistan

Satya Bol

So, my dear brothers and sisters of India, last time I checked, it was still a free country. Freedom of speech was still a part of our Constitution. However, that was in the morning. It is night now. Has it been changed? Changes come overnight these days na! Anyway, if not, then let's have some fun.

We all know India is a sovereign, socialist, secular and democratic republic. Not my words. It's in the Constitution. And I know our hon'ble PM, param pujyo Modiji is trying hard to hardest for the prosperity of the nation. The updates of his dedication- be it a poster boy of Trump or in Ambani wedding, we always get updates in our Whatsapp messages. Like JanaGanaMana has been getting the best national song award for last 7 or 8 odd years. Like, blurring the horizons of nationalism is a fine gesture as our jawans are fighting in Siachen. So it is cool to lynch some anti-national, and shoot Gouri Lankesh. Or none killed Justice Loya. Don't worry, Arnab will win that battle even crazier.

However, if you are ready to move from established and openly declared IT cell or Republic garbage, you are free to look up at the underneath facts. Oh my God, I know I spoke 'facts'! May be it will upset your feelings, if you feel like Karni Sena. 

Anyway, I have deep respect for our Modiji who takes photographers with him during his meditation or maternal visit. I only wish good for him. So what has he done over the last 7 years? Let's have a look. 

[Statutory warning: If you are allergic to facts and walked in the rally in support of Unnao or Hathras rape convicts, this is not for you. This is strictly for human beings.]

1. Women safety index 133 (out of 167) [54 in 2014].

2. World hunger index 94 (out of 107) [Pakistan is 88/ Bangladesh 75].

3. Freedom of press index 142 (out of 180).

4. Human development index 131 (out of 189) [Bangladesh 133].

5. Democracy index 53rd (27th in 2014).

6. Corruption index 86 (85 in 2014).

7. Unemployment rate 5.36% (Pakistan 4.45%, Bangladesh 4.19%).

8. Education budget cut by 6% in 2021.

9. 5 million job lost in demonetization. Black money recovered 0.648%.

10. Corruption laws passed (electoral bond).

11. RTI curbed.

12. 3rd largest beef exporting country in world (In 2014 it was 5th).

13. Rafale file still missing.

14. PM Care fund still in dark.

15. 1% of population earn 21% income of the nation. 10% earns 56%. India is only second to Russia in terms of income disparity.

16. Govt begging votes in the name of soldiers.

17. Pulwama probe still in deep dark.

18. Change in labour law. Complete demolition of employment security.

19. Lowest interest rate ever in history. Highest petrol, diesel, gas etc.

And most importantly,

20. 79.8% Hindu population. 15% Muslim population.

I'm sure Muslims will surpass Hindus in the coming 5 years. After all they produce 5/6 children. So henious! But anyway, our Hon'ble PM is the third child among a total of 6. Oooppss!

So, fact-wise Modi govt is the worst performing govt ever. I have no doubt that the gigantic failure is due to Nehru and 15% Muslim population of India who are going to take over within the next term of India Government Pvt Ltd. 

Moral: Fuck facts, be a deshpremi, vote for Modi or go to Pakistan. Life is simple.